Fish-Carl

  You were in Karkat's hive, whistling and dancing around in the kitchen to make a sandwich. You had out all the condiments you needed to make the perfect sandwich. Once it was made to the point of perfection (even the Strider's couldn't make a better sandwich) you grabbed a plate and sat back down in front of your computer so you could derp around on deviantART and eat your sandwich at the same time. You took a few bites of it and sat it down on the plate. You started to reply to people and got in your regular sitting position- one leg beneath you and your other pulled up to your chest. A few seconds later Karkat got up from his crappy romco

You bit into your cheeseburger (Yes, cheeseburger, Alfred had insisted that eating cheese burgers for breakfast was the coolest thing ever) and looked up at the poor people on the roller coaster.  They looked absolutely terrified.  Holding on for dear life as they were thrown around like rag dolls in their seats. Alfred cannot possibly think that that is fun! You finished the last of your cheeseburger and looked at Alfred who was already on his 3rd. Damn, how can he eat so much but yet be so thin and buff….and sexy….. You shook those thoughts out of your head and looked back at Alfred. He was already looking at you smiling. Yo